Spicy George Foreman

Most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep.

When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day.

Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.