cuckoocooking

Mayonnaise (condiments from fast food or free lunch) • large boiled egg (any size will do, must be boiled through) • Salt to taste (also free at any fast food place) • or plastic bag/container for mixing • Fork or other means of mashing/mixing yolk & mayo

Van Camp's Pork and Beans in tomato sauce • prepared Kidney beans • green onion with two stalks (one root piece, two tube shoots) • peeled carrot • radish (scrubbed, root-tail cut off) • few splashes of water