Lord Douchebag

pork butt • lean ground beef • eggs • nutmeg • crushed caraway seed • white pepper • mace • marjarum • dried mustard powder • very cold whole milk • pink salt

lean ground beef • mild Italian sausage • eggs • celery stalks • small onion • ketchup • ground coriander • rubbed sage • pink Himalaya salt • ground black pepper • molasses (topping) • ketchup (topping)