Jodi Humes

pork chops • apples (I prefer granny Smith for this recipe) • onion (or two to three small) • brown sugar • maple syrup (not pancake syrup) • water • water, reserved

dark beer (bottles of Shiner Bock are my preference. just DON'T use light beer.) • yellow onion, sliced into rings • horseradish mustard • cornstarch • uncooked bratwurst • cooked rice • salt • pepper • butter or olive oil • sage • thyme • anise (optional)

canned tuna • cream cheese • mayonnaise • louisiana hot sauce • onion powder • garlic powder • black or white pepper • 10-in. flour tortillas • finely grated cheese

whole wheat wrap • cooked turkey breast • pickle spear • non-fat plain greek yogurt • leaves lettuce

fake crab • cream cheese • sour cream • mayonnaise • lemon juice • seasoning salt • white onion

ground beef • garlic powder • onion powder • whole milk • soy sauce • flour • mushrooms • sherry wine (cooking wine is fine, and cheap) • seasoning salt • pepper • wine vinegar • beef base