Amateurish Chef

tapioca pearls • pot of boiling water • brown sugar • water • very strong black tea • Enough milk to make it a light brown, a few tablespoons • very strong coffee • Enough milk to make it light brown, a few tablespoons • lot of ice • paper or metal straw

flour • warm water • vegetable oil • yeast • salt • sugar • milk to brush atop the loaf

milk • tsps Nesquik (Chocolate) • vanilla extract • Monin Hazelnut Syrup • Nutella • coffee pod

chicken breasts • tumeric • soy sauce • rice wine vinegar • coriander powder • sriracha • cumin • ground cloves • smoked paprika • pepper • Nigella seeds • Sunflower oil •

large jacket potatoes • spring onions • pancetta • Sour cream • Chives • cheddar cheese • red Leicester • Milk

sushi rice • vinegar • mirin • salt • Nori • Salmon (MUST BE CAUGHT THE SAME DAY IT IS EATEN AS IT IS RAW) • Prawns • Tinned tuna • Curly parsley • Cucumber • Avocado • Pepper

red wine • port wine • rosemary • garlic • asparagus • butter • garlic • large potatoes • single cream • garlic • Curled leaf parsley, to garnish • Butter •

Pre-made puff pastry • cream cheese • red leicester, grated • cheddar, grated • edam, grated • eggs • Sesame seeds • Poppy seeds

puff pastry • egg, beaten • flour • cooked chicken chunks • large mushrooms • peas • white wine • English mustard • chicken stock cube • Salt • Pepper • tomato paste •

digestive biscuits • butter, melted • soft cream cheese • icing sugar • vanilla essence • bottle double cream • strawberries • raspberries • small punnet blueberries • double cream • lemon, zested • Red food dye (optional)

flour • water • olive oil • salt • granulated sugar • sachet of instant dried yeast • tinned tomatoes • basil • parsley • oregano • garlic granules • salt •

tumeric • ground cumin • ground coriander • hot chilli powder • cinnamon • cumin seeds (toasted in a pan) • tumeric • lemon juice • rice • water • butter • salt •

egg whites • cream of tartar (or lemon juice if you don't have it) • vanilla extract • caster (or granulated) sugar

egg yolks • cornflour • whole milk • Vanilla extract • Freshly ground coffee • Granulated sugar • double cream • Butter • water • salt • sugar • flour, sifted •

instant coffee (you want the freeze-dried stuff) • granulated sugar • boiling water • Milk (can vary) • Cocoa powder (optional)

cold water • fish sauce • soy sauce • a bunch of spring onions (around 4), roughly chopped • portobello mushroom, sliced thickly • garlic cloves, peeled • onion, quartered • Chinese Five Spice • Birdseye chillies, chopped • miso paste • chicken carcass • ginger •