Scott L. Gresser @Chef_Scotty_G
Should I warn my guests that this chili is extremely spicy? Yes!!! I have seen a few fire fighters bust into tears after only one bite!!! But the flavor profile is so deliciously exotic and amazing, they powered through and ended up wolfing down 3 or more bowls. The gastrointestinal disturbances begin almost immediately. A lava like feeling hits you hard in the upper stomach and travels slowly downward. By the time it reaches the belt line, make certain you are close to a bathroom fully stocked with super soft TP. A dear friend of mine spent no less than 46 hours on the throne in my apartment. Everyone else ran home to do the same. This guy missed a whole shift at work. I had to use the facilities at a nearby gas station much to their anguished displeasure.
Scott L. Gresser @Chef_Scotty_G
Underpants were destroyed and tears flowed like Amazonian waterfalls in the rainy season. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Accidents were unavoidable. Adult diapers are always a good idea when serving this dish. After eating this chili our group likes to crop dust in Wal-Mart releasing SBD gas near unsuspecting shoppers. We make people retch!
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Scott L. Gresser @Chef_Scotty_G
I really think my recipes are fun as well as delicious. In some cases the recipes are funny as well. Please give these recipes a try. You may scale them back to make just a test serving. I have developed them over decades as a professional Chef and restaurant consultant. Please let me know if you enjoy them as much as I do! Nothing brings me more happiness than people enjoying my food!!!!
Scott L. Gresser @Chef_Scotty_G
Hey sweet lady. If you ever make my "blood Stains in my Underwear" caribbean, fusion chili, please tell me how it turned out. My brother hates spicy food, but I made this for him on his birthday in 2007. He could not get enough. His old lady announced a few days later that his undies were bloody!!!! I never laughed so hard. This is where the name stuck. Poor Danny G. I do ask that no one sends me pictures of their destroyed undergarments as I know what this chili will do!!!
Crock Pot Girl 🤡 @CrockpotGirl
Lol 😂
That’s funny 😄 !
I love spicy food so if I ever make this I’ll let you know !!
That’s funny 😄 !
I love spicy food so if I ever make this I’ll let you know !!
Scott L. Gresser @Chef_Scotty_G
Thank you so much nice lady. What is your heritage? I am .5 German and .5 polish. I am only white on the outside tho. Soul food is another cuisine I adore! I need to post my collard greens n neck bones recipes. And I love Asian food too. I am not terribly enamored of English or Scottish food though.
Crock Pot Girl 🤡 @CrockpotGirl
I am Puerto Rican from NYC , born and raised 😁, I love Asian food too !
Scott L. Gresser @Chef_Scotty_G
Hey I love PRs!!! I met many people from PR in Florida. Your culture is so beautiful! My Puerto Rican friends taught me a bunch of great preparations for food!!!! I love the language. It is so different from Mexican and Spanish. I can understand but cannot yet speak it well.
Scott L. Gresser @Chef_Scotty_G
Hey send me a link to a good Puerto Rican Spanish learning site. My Mexican Spanish is not good either. I can speak mandarin tho!!!
Crock Pot Girl 🤡 @CrockpotGirl
Hmmmm .....
usually if I need to spell out something in Spanish I’ll do Google translate and just paste and copy , when I try to spell things out in Spanish on my phone it keeps auto correcting me so I gave up trying to correct autocorrect and just copy and paste now ! Lol 😂
usually if I need to spell out something in Spanish I’ll do Google translate and just paste and copy , when I try to spell things out in Spanish on my phone it keeps auto correcting me so I gave up trying to correct autocorrect and just copy and paste now ! Lol 😂
