Jakaard all meats. Add the selected meats to their respective wet rubs. The chipotle and cherry pepper puree is the wet rub for the pork. Mix well! Make sure the meat is well coated with the respective wet rubs. Marinate for 2 days in freezer bags.

Soak the dry beans for 24 hours, Cook thoroughly and rinse the beans then set them aside. Rinse any canned beans n set them aside.

Dice the fruits manzano, habenero and rehydrated ghost chilies. Discard the seeds.

After 48 hours of the meats' marination. Heat the peanut oil to 450 degrees in a huge pot. Drain n pat dry the cubed and marinated meats. Gently add, 1 piece at a time to the oil. Deep fry until the malliard effect has caramelized the meats. Strain off the oil and set on a raised draining rack to drain. Discard the used oil.

In a big pot, put everything EXCEPT the cilantro and wet rubs in and simmer on low for 4 hours. Add more beer if necessary.

Your kitchen should smell like a jamacain pub in an hour.

Add all of your pureed, wet rubs together and heat in a separate pot until it boils for 5 minutes. This kills any bacteria. Remove from heat and strain with a wire strainer and spatula. Rinse out your blender and puree again.
Now strain it again. Add the juice of 8 limes and 1 lemon.
Add the honey. Puree and strain one last time.
This sauce can be used as a General purpose hot sauce for other foods OR to add more heat to this chili in case you are insane. Throw away the solids.

Turn off the heat on your chili. Let it stand for 30 minutes, stir it well and serve it in 10 bowls using a ladle. Garnish with the fresh cilantro...

Prepare to have your mind blown. Now change into a fresh pair of black underwear into which you have placed a heavy duty panty shield. Or simply don a pair of Depends undergarments. This meal is well known for causing incontinence. There is nothing more amusing than a group of adults, wearing diapers and eating Chili..

Now is a good time to apply a preventative coating of preparation H on your nether regions. NOW WASH YOUR FILTHY HANDS 3 TIMES. apply hand sanitizer. Everyone needs to have their own tubes of preparation H!!!!

When your bowl of chili has cooled enough to eat... Consume it slowly, savoring the exotic flavors and textures. Feel your taste buds explode in ecstatic bliss as you eat. This meal goes great with cold beer or pina coladas. Make sure u have a cry towel handy.