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pork chops • teriyaki sauce for marinade • More teriyaki sauce for drizzle • pineapple slices • green onions, finely chopped

riced cauliflower • reduced fat shredded mozzarella, divided • grated Parmesan cheese • egg • Italian seasoning • salt • no sugar added tomato sauce • turkey pepperoni

large package strawberry Jell-O. Or store bought gelatin. Make your own judgment call • large package cook and serve vanilla pudding mix • water • Cool Whip. Can be store bought. Again, make your own judgment call. We are all adults here • mini marshmallows • fresh strawberries, cut into quarters. If you want to be a jerk and laugh at the expense of loved ones, substitute with radishes or tomatoes

BBQ sauce. I used Sweet Baby Ray's original sauce. • packed brown sugar • ketchup • Worcestirshire sauce • chopped yellow onion • cocktail wieners

avocados • limes • Cilantro - make sure you chop it up but good • red onion. Maybe 1/2 if it is a small one - cut into slices • tomatillos - cut into quarters • Jalapeños • garlic. Crush it. OR use garlic powder to taste. I am lazy, so I did the latter • salt • black pepper • roma tomatoes if you like to ruin perfectly good guacamole

Olive Oil • boneless, skinless chicken boobs (aka breasts), sliced in half horizontally • tomato-basil or marinara sauce • coarsely chopped yellow onion • coarsely chopped green bell peppers (I think these things are disgusting, but my wife likes them and I like her kissing my ring) • sliced mushrooms, drained (optional because mushrooms are nasty) • dry red wine (optional but it definitely adds to the flavor) • minced garlic • dried oregano • dried thyme • salt • black pepper

russett potatoes, peeled and diced • water • butter, cut into small pieces • milk • sour cream • salt • black pepper • shredded cheddar cheese • finely chopped green onions • pouch bacon bits (don't use the hard bacon substitute, use the real thing. Trust me.)

boneless skinless chicken breasts • great northern beans or navy beans. If you are feeling whimsical, use one can of each • hominy. White or yellow, it makes no difference. Since the beans are white, yellow hominy adds some color • taco seasoning • chopped green chilis • condensed cream of chicken soup • chicken broth • sour cream • Chopped green onions (optional) • Cheese (optional)

chicken breasts • butter • cream of chicken soup • cream of celery soup • chicken broth (store bought or homemade with bullion) • onion, finely diced • celery, chopped • carrots, chopped • chicken bullion cubes (this is in addition to the broth) • can biscuits, or home made biscuit dough • Pepper to taste. I like the McCormick Hot Shot pepper. I cook the soup with about 1/4 teaspoon of it and add more to my bowl after serving

ground beef • onion soup mix • pepper • seasoned salt • oregano • basil • onion, finely chopped • celery, chopped • carrots, chopped • tomato sauce • soy sauce • Beef broth or water and beef bullion •