Cut 3 large slits into the roast. not all the way through but just over half way

Place a few apple slices in the cuts on the meat

Wrap in bacon Note: you can actually feel your cholesterol rising during this step.

Add some black pepper then add brown sugar. Its easier if you just take the sugar in your hand and press in into the meat so it sticks.

Take the tablespoon of butter and put it on the center top of the roast with a clump of brown sugar on top of it. This adds a bit of a finishing glaze

Once butter melts remove from oven and swat 6 year olds hand away while warning "its still hot obviosly...you litterally just watch me pulled it out of the oven"

Maintain eye contact with dog while you reach for plates. No seriously dont even blink.

Take first bite then....