Peel strips of skin off of the cucumber, make it look like it's striped.

Cut the cucumber in half.

Cut the cucumber in half again along the length of the cucumber.

Scoop out all of the seeds with a spoon. I use a grapefruit spoon, it's pretty efficient.

In the top hollowed out half spread the cheese of your choice.

In the bottom half place your deli meat. I usually use Boar's Head buffalo chicken or chipotle chicken.

Place the 2 halves on top of each other sandwich style. Enjoy!