Tequila Cookies-(Funny Story Recipe)

sammie27 @Sammie277

Haha NC, I think I tried to attempt this one too and that is why Jose isn't my friend anymore haha :-P

sammie27 @Sammie277

Haha NC, I think I tried to attempt this one too and that is why Jose isn't my friend anymore haha :-P

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Ingredients

2 hours

12 servings

1 cupwater
1 tspbaking soda
1 cupsugar
1 tspsalt
1 cupbrown sugar
1 tbsplemon juice
4 largeeggs
1 cupnuts
2 cupdried fruit
1bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

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Steps

2 hours

1

Sample the Jose Cuervo to check quality.
2

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
4

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup...just in case.
5

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
6

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
7

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something...Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
8

Greash the oven.
9

Turn the cake tin 360°F and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Jose Cuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Enjoy! :)

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sammie27 @Sammie277

on October 07, 2013 20:28

I'm a sweet and sassy southern belle that lovesss to cook! I totally missed my calling lol Nonetheless, I'm always coming up with new recipes to share and love the recipes from you on this app! I cook a lot with fresh vegetables and fruits but my first love is fresh herbs! I garden a lot and love to cook what I grow. Look forward to meeting great new friends and compiling awesome new recipes..happy cooking!