Add the mayonnaise to the bread as many sides of the bread as possible. On one slice of bread add the jalapenos, on another add pickles. Add the burger patty, mustard, and ketchup.

Stack the empty mayonnaised bread with the french fries. Add the French fry slice of bread on top of the burger. Add ketchup if you decide to over the top of the fries. Top the fries with the jalapeno peppers facing down. The mayonnaise should hold the peppers to the bread when you put it on top.