Mix everything together, and serve! Serve with fresh bread, in a sandwich or wrap, with a jacket potato, or eat straight out of the bowl, like I did! :P

Note: totally adjust this recipe to your liking. You could use instead of or as well as; celery, onions, grated carrots, radish, raisins, nuts, seeds, more mayo, jalapenos, different salad dressings, honey..... Pimp it up in whatever way you like!