Wash all the shrooms and remove their stems

Chop up all the stems and mix it in with the butter, crabmeat, crumbled bread, seasoning, and salt.

Beat an egg to submission and then mix it in with the previous mixture

Place the naked mushrooms open side up on an oven safe dish and add a spoonful of the mixture to each shroom

Bake for 20 minutes at 350 degrees

Play tic tac toe or watch some TV show while you're waiting for it to bake

Eat. You may want to wait for it to cool first, though. Depends on how manly you're feeling.