Cover potatoes with cold, salted water by about 1 inch. Bring to a boil. Cook until potatoes are easily pierced with a paring knife. Drain. Return potatoes to the pot. Place over high heat on stove for 30 seconds while shaking pot to remove excess moisture. Remove from heat.

Add butter, ranch dressing, salt, and black pepper.

Heat a large saute pan with enough oil to cover the bottom.

Add sausage with a tiny pinch of salt and black pepper. Sear over medium heat until caramelized on first side, about 3 minutes. Flip sausages and cook again until caramelized, then remove from pan.

Add enough oil to again cover the bottom of the pan. Turn heat to high. Add peppers and onions with a tiny pinch of salt. Saute on high for 1 minute, then reduce heat to medium. When peppers and onions are nearly caramelized, add garlic, pepper flakes, worcestershire sauce, and sausages to pan.

Toss. Cook 1 minute or until garlic is fragrant.

Add H1 sauce. Reduce heat to low. Cook 2 minutes.

Add scallions. Toss. Serve over potatoes.

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